Tickle teaser (Brainiac)

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Why does your nose run and your feet smell? edit

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Do cows have calf muscles?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If you take a shower, where do you put it?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?

»Jon Tickle: What’s the problem with toast? Two slices pop up, you whip one out, and spread some margarine on it. But by the time you get the second, the consistency has changed. Why not have a time delay?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If someone told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Do stairs go up or down?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If Teflon is non-stick, how did they make it stick to the pan?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, What is the opposite of opposite?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Do fish get thirsty?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you. Why is it called your bottom when it's really in the middle of your body.

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Heres one for you, how come you press the buttons on the remote control harder.. when you know the batteries are running out?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Heres one for you, If you were to take all of the ships out of all of the oceans, would the sea level go down?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If you were in a car, driving at the speed of light and you turned on the headlights, what would happen?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If mineral water has trickled through mountains for thousands of years, then why does it have an expiration date?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If heat rises then shouldn’t Hell be cold?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Which way does a compass point in space?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Can someone give up Lent for Lent?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Do octopusses have arms or legs?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, How can someone 'draw a blank'?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, Where does the white go when the snow melts?

»Jon Tickle (Tickle Teaser): Here's one for you, If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, which end would come out first? »