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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010

Post by LuX0r on Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:18 pm

Morao sam na engleskom jer bi u suprotnom izgubile smisao :D

Number 10:
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9:
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.

Number 8:
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich .

Number 7:
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and
they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6:
Some people are like a Slinky ...
Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5:
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4:
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3:
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2:
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2010:
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
What you do today, might Burn Your A$$ Tomorrow"


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